Monday, July 14, 2008

Banning terror snakes is common sense

In Fairfax, VA, a motel owner found out that he was renting a room to someone who was storing deadly snakes, which the news anchors call "poisonous" (it's "venomous," you morons). There are plenty of cases showing the dangers of assault snakes. From a man staying at the motel comes this dose of stupid:
I just find it surprising that there's so many . . . you know . . . wild snakes in a room at one time . . kinda . . makes me kinda scared.

We need to pass legislation to stop snake owners from building caches of venomous snakes, and definitely ban the "wild" snakes as they are just super deadly. Arlington county now bans them outright. People have a right to not be scared, and that's way more important that the whims of snakes rights extremists.

Come on folks. It's common sense.

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