I just find it surprising that there's so many . . . you know . . . wild snakes in a room at one time . . kinda . . makes me kinda scared.
We need to pass legislation to stop snake owners from building caches of venomous snakes, and definitely ban the "wild" snakes as they are just super deadly. Arlington county now bans them outright. People have a right to not be scared, and that's way more important that the whims of snakes rights extremists.
Come on folks. It's common sense.