Ummmmm, this is pretty weird. Let this be a lesson to all you young whipper snappers: don't ever ask a drunken witch if you can watch her pee. WTF?!?!
Also, I was not aware that people are actually trained in how to properly dispose of a giraffe. I mean, someone actually developed a training course?
I find it startling that the mayor is pissed about finding a dismembered ungulate in a dumpster, but would sleep well at night knowing that it was dumped in the pet cemetery at the local landfill.