We must do everything within our power to stop the scourge of knitting needle violence. Registration and regulation on length and size is only the start.
I would bet that a knitting needle in your carry on luggage would pass the scrutiny of TSA's finest grope-warriors. Surefire will come out with a tactical model by summer's end.
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Oooh! I want some tactical knitting needles! EBKNs!
I wonder if I'll need to pay a special tax if I want a size 13??
"I wonder if I'll need to pay a special tax if I want a size 13??"
Destructive device. You know the rules.
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