All the rage these days:
This one was from a couple of days ago. Cheap turkey burgers are a staple in my diet. If it weren't for frozen and canned foods, I would starve to death in the urban habitat where I currently live because I can't cook for shit. You can turn me loose in the woods with nothing more than a loin cloth and a Ka-Bar, and I can make a weapon capable enough to kill an animal, skin it, then make a fire and burn the beast's flesh until it's fit for consumption. Put me in a grocery store though, and I will die unless it can be torn out of a box and eaten. I could live for years on Stella Artois though.
Simple food for simple people!