I found this on the Buckeye Firearms Association's website, via The War on Guns.
In Ohio a business owner holds an intruder at gunpoint while the 911 operator plays 20 questions with him. He shows remarkable restraint throughout the whole ordeal. Watch the video to see what an absolute farce dialing 911 is.
I have the phone numbers of the local sheriff's departments stored in my cell phone. I think I'll call them if I ever have an emergency instead of playing games like this with some biased 911 operator.