Thursday, February 14, 2008

Let's make a law

I propose legislation to immediately close the "strangling loophole" that allows our children to purchase these deadly things only designed for asphyxiation!
"At least 82 youths have died from the so-called "choking game," according to the first government count of fatalities from the tragic fad.
In the game, children use dog leashes, bungee cords wrapped around their necks or other means to temporarily cut blood flow to their head. The goal is a dreamlike, floating-in-space feeling when blood rushes back into the brain."

Immediate registration, mental health checks, body cavity searches, and I.Q. tests are needed to combat this latest threat to our nations youth.

On the other hand, maybe we should legalize drugs, for the children of course.
"Many of the children who died form the choking game were described as bright, athletic students who apparently were intrigued by a method of getting high that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol, he said."

"If it saves one life!"

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