Here we have a satire blog site that I found thanks to SayUncle! This has to be a joke, it just has to be! This is like manna from gun blogging heaven!
The author is "vpcadmin" who is pretty clever. Either that or it's a real VPC anti-gunner who apparently breaks off from playing dungeons and dragons from his couch cushion fort in his moms basement long enough to post this fantasy piece.
I love it!