Hey, whomever calls the shots at Quantico - a two hour delay doesn't mean that you should make that call two hours late. Thanks for that, jackass.
You know all that slick white beaded stuff covering the roadway this morning? That stuff would be why the local morons were colliding with each other in automobiles this morning. Pity that many of them no doubt didn't get the word about the helpful delay because you were sitting on the can.