Thursday, February 5, 2009

Could this be labeled under Future Weapons?

COLORADO SPRINGS - The search is on for the sword-wielding thief two tried to rob two convenience stores early Wednesday morning. The weapon is it described as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword called a "Batleth."
HAHAHA!! That's too funny, except that they were violent robberies, and the clerks could have been hurt.

Had I been a properly armed store clerk that set about shooting this guy rapidly for trying to take money by force, I would probably feel pretty bad about it the next day. I mean, how desperate do you have to be to use a Star Trek sword?

Oh, and the offenders description?

The suspect is described as a white male in a black jacket, blue jeans and wearing a black mask.


. . .about 28 years old, 6 foot tall, with a medium build.

And a virgin, for sure; living in his parents garage, and he probably smells awful from never bathing. If you're a Trekkie and that offends, I do apologize.