Gun free Good Ol' Boy violence

For a story lacking guns, drugs, or alcohol, from what I can tell, this one has every backwoods Southern stereotype one would expect.

A taste:

When she opened the front door, her boyfriend--who is also her ex-husband--came down the steps in a T-shirt and boxers, Timm said.

I'm thinking a grease stained wife-beater instead of a T-shirt, and I would bet you a shiny new paycheck that he had a piece of straw clenched in his teeth when he opened the door. Perhaps even had some David Allen Coe blaring in the background. Oh yeah.