DC Mayor Adrian Fenty and DC Police Chief Cathy Lanier have come up with an awesome way to fight gangs on the streets: ban them!
How smart is that!! This whole time the solution to gang violence has been right under their noses. Fortunately, this will have no impact whatsoever on freedom of assembly, and citizens can rest assured that DC Police will not use this new law to harass people for "certain behaviors in certain areas" because DC courts will still continue with the revolving door type justice! Even if you lose, you win!
What could go wrong?