Wednesday, May 30, 2012

A new kind of crazy

Apparently the end of the frickin' world has arrived.  We have naked homeless guys eating people's faces, growling at cops, and shrugging off bullets, and also we have knife wielding psychos cutting out their intestines and throwing them at cops.  Combine this with all the violent mobs and you have the makings of an apocalypse.  And yes, I know violent crime is still on the downswing, but seriously, when was the last time you heard of a face eating guy?  Crazy!

So be paranoid my fellow gunnies.  Stay alert, and watch out for naked people who growl in public!

5 comments:

agirlandhergun said...

What on earth??? Bizarre doesn't really begin to describe those stories.

Broken Andy said...

naked people who growl in public do generally get my attention.

Old NFO said...

+1 on BOTH the above comments! :-)

David said...

As as expected, we've heard from the zombie's girlfriend. Turns out he was a "sweet, well-mannered man."

Anonymous said...

USA doesn't have all the crazy ones, Canada got one that surfaced today, cut up body and mailed it all around country