Remember that ninja who slashes in the woods? Yeah. . well. . .he did it to save the trees.
Okeey Dokeey then.
I see that the machete that he used is the same crappy type available at Wal-Mart for the nominal sum of like $6. I would know because I have one. Unbelievably, Wal-Mart does not do a background check or even a simple retinal scan to determine if a customer is eligible to own one.