Friday, April 23, 2010

The cops have nothing better to do?

The Stafford County Sheriff's Department claims it's about keeping teens sober, but I think that they're really trying to cut down on teen pregnancy considering that prom is right around the corner.

What? You don't really think that the little blond thing down the street is that interested in fogging up the windows of your pimply faced son's primered Dodge Neon without some liquid help, do you? Considering that your bird chested baby boy still flips his underwear inside out to get another day out of em', why do you think that he would go for a pint of Old Harpor before graduation?
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