Friday, January 29, 2010

We interupt this blog to bring you breaking news. . .

Hungry coyotes are feeding on timid hippies in the Greenburgh, NY area. Be on the lookout.

The motive in the attack has not been confirmed, but the empathetic hippie victim believes that the coyote was angry over an alleged robbery that happened some time ago.

Brave local police advise that when hiking in the woods, make sure that you are armed with at least one rat-tailed comb to fend off the beast, and perhaps a rape whistle to ensure the other coyotes know the exact location of the kill attempt in order to discourage them from approaching.
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