Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Chainsaw Free Zones

So the little hooligan thought he would be slick:

"All the while that the teachers and principal are confronting this kid, holding him down and tackling him, he's got eight live pipe bombs attached to his person," Brunicardi said.

No one was hurt in the explosion and no gun was found, according to Manheimer.

Thank goodness the youthful bastard saw the signs out front and didn't bring a gun. Someone could have been hurt.

But just to make sure that this sort of thing doesn't happen again, I took the liberty of saving the California gov't some of their hard earned I.O.U.s and designed the latest in school safety signage:

Be safe citizens!
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