Name your worst pain

I love the General Discussion thread at ARFCOM. Here I found the thread "Let's talk about PAIN." ARFCOMmer Agent Funky comes in for the win:

"Fell off a 40ft wall, broke elbow, ribs and landed on some steel reinforcing bar that went through the crotch om my trouses missed by junk, went past my stomach and chest and penetrated under my jaw, through my tongue, through my pallet and and into my nasal cavity by a half inch...... Everything hurt that day but the pallet and tongue injuries were worst."

Yikes! That had to suck. Others have been shot, stabbed, shot and stabbed, etc. I think the above nails it though.