Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Robbed at gunpoint? Impossible; guns are banned in DC

Must have been some kind of misunderstanding.

Thinking about it, it's really swell that DC politicos decided to abandon voting rights in the district because letting dangerous people like Kal Penn carry the most effective tool to prevent such violence was too heavy a burden to bear. We wouldn't want "the opportunity for criminals, mentally unstable persons and juveniles to purchase weapons [to] increase dramatically," now would we?

Can't have citizens who are empowered with both voting rights and the right to bear arms.

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