Shot by the Sheriff

When a gunman took hostages at a government building in Minnesota, the hostages called the cops who promptly killed the man. Good.

What gives me the giggles is: how do you explain to your wife with a straight face that you were held at gunpoint by a man who runs a store called Lookin' Fine Smut and Porno, and who has been convicted for promoting and profiting from prostitution? Stuff like that seldom happens in a lifetime, and when it does you just have to have a sense of humor.