Oooh, the "assault sword" loophole! We need to ban them for the children!Did you know (seriously, this is a fact), that simply owning an assault sword increases the chance that you'll be involved in an assault sword incident by 10000%?
Hoe-lee-smokes! To think I was in that much danger swinging a Marine Corps NCO sword!
Oooh, the "assault sword" loophole! We need to ban them for the children!
ReplyDeleteDid you know (seriously, this is a fact), that simply owning an assault sword increases the chance that you'll be involved in an assault sword incident by 10000%?
Hoe-lee-smokes! To think I was in that much danger swinging a Marine Corps NCO sword!
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